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Date Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:46 am
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Funny stuff today. We want more.
Re: Dover
| Quote: | | Talos says, in English, "He's not military, he's retarded," |
And later...
| Quote: | War says to Daemon, in English, "I have a Harley, was wanting to know about modifications for it"
Daemon says to War, in English, "What kind of Mods?"
War gets a package of condoms from a Blackhawk(TM) X-3 R.A.P.T.O.R. pack. |
Need I say more?
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Date Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:48 am
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What can I say? It just popped into my head, and I felt I needed to say it.
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Date Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:30 am
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| Quote: | | What can I say? It just popped into my head, and I felt I needed to say it. |
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Date Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:50 am
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| Quote: | | Grevan says to you, in English, "So much for bein' a sentimental old coot. " |
| Quote: | ANY GIVEN DAY--
You say, "Didn't see you there Dirk."
Dirk says to you, "Tends to be the point." |
| Quote: | [ 1/10P | 9/10M ]
Ren, surrounded by a spell aura gibbers incoherently.
[ 1/10P | 9/10M ]You think, "That's really getting annoying."
[ 1/10P | 9/10M ]
You hear A businesslike, melodic female voice(Ren) in your mind say, "YOU CUT OUT MY FUCKING TONGUE!!!!" |
| Quote: | | \an Aloof, Melodious Female Voice/[8 MHz, English]: No, honestly. I don't want a racoon... I have no need for a racoon... I have no place to *put* a racoon... |
^------- Meursault remembers that one. Doncha!
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Date Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:55 pm
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Talos says the funniest things once you get him talking *sage*
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Date Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:12 am
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| Quote: | [Davan] (OOC), "Hey, Dover somehow snuck in without being noticed."
[Ryan] (OOC), "He didnt say anything...."
[Dover] (OOC), "Because I didn't use all caps for once."
[Davan] (OOC), "Odd indeed."
[Dover] (OOC), "Otherwise I would have just said "what are the haps" in all caps for good measure."
[Davan] (OOC), "We would have felt compelled to respond with GTFO or somesuch."
[Dover] (OOC), "Damn it, now you provoked Ryan."
[Ryan] (OOC), "<.<"
[Ryan] (OOC), ">.>"
[Ryan] (OOC), "GTFO DOVER" |
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Date Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:42 am
Subject: Date Edited: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:17 am (edits total: 1) Edited By: Paladin
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-=|10P/10M|0 rds.|1265 Nuyen|6/6/0|=-
Someone says OOCly, "Look, you have enough firepower leveled on you to destroy a city block, if they open fire Dante's will probably have to close for a year to rebuild and the OU will finally see the sky"
-=|10P/10M|0 rds.|1265 Nuyen|6/6/0|=-osay hahaha
You say OOCly, "hahaha"
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Talos says OOCly, "Great, they need to air out the OU anyways... "
-=|10P/10M|0 rds.|1265 Nuyen|6/6/0|=-
Noone says OOCly, "So....we're all dumb"
-=|10P/10M|0 rds.|1265 Nuyen|6/6/0|=-
Someone says OOCly, "can we stop playing "OMG IM SO TOUGH" for once"
-=|10P/10M|0 rds.|1265 Nuyen|6/6/0|=-
A person wearing a stylish, black women's business suit says OOCly, "I'm suitably terrified >_>
EDIT: Replace the missing eye. 
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Date Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:57 am
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OMG! Where's my second eye?!
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Date Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:16 am
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LOL...sorry I missed it when I C/P'd the convo.
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Date Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:33 am
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\a soft, vaguely british voice/[8 MHz, English]: Meh, where is the party?
\a polite, subdued Female voice/[8 MHz, English]: Dante's clearly.
\a soft, vaguely british voice/[8 MHz, English]: ...Which is where I am, with no one in sight.
The Bottom of the Abyss
The Bottom of the Abyss is a bar that is sunk into the rest of the cavern
that the Ninth Circle was built out of. Deep underground, this bar serves a
vast variety of the criminal underworld of Seattle. The bar is SOTA, with
every form of bartending technology embedded into the bar, giving the
bartender, Phobia, the ability to serve a lot of crooks at once. A very
expensive trid unit is embedded in an outcrop overhead, humming softly.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A pale, wiry college professor (Dover) is standing here.
A badly dressed portly male human (Harsk), surrounded by a spell aura (invisible) is standing here.
A chromed to the gills female street samurai tends bar.
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Date Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:36 am
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Date Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:54 am
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| Quote: | You say, "Name's Captain Dover Glenstone. Or, if you want, PH.d MD, Glenstone."
<10P> osay God I am a nerd 
[Tracer] (OOC), "what about stealth?"
<10P> You say OOCly, "God I am a nerd "
<10P>
Nico says OOCly, "yes.....yes you are  "
<10P> osay
You say OOCly, ""
<10P>
Nico says OOCly, "you forgot to add ninja to your title"
<10P> ooc ...Ninja?!
[Dover] (OOC), "...Ninja?!"
<10P> ooc Mischan
[Dover] (OOC), "Mischan"
<10P> osay ...Ninja?!
You say OOCly, "...Ninja?!"
<10P>
Nico says OOCly, "well your everything else, doctor, phd, captain in the army, why not ninja to"
<10P> osay ..Adventures of Dr. McNinja.
You say OOCly, "..Adventures of Dr. McNinja. "
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Date Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:35 am
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At around 12PM GMT, the MUD is at its quietest. We need to change this. Why?
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[Ryan] (OOC), "Why the fuck have we just spent the last few minutes talking about shoes?"
[Kaze] (OOC), "Foot fetish?"
[Ryan] (OOC), "No way in hell."
[Vile] (OOC), "because you're a little girl"
[Ryan] (OOC), "Nah, Vile, there's no women on the internet."
[Vile] (OOC), "touche"
[Vile] (OOC), "maybe around it, but not on it"
[Ryan] (OOC), "Yeah"
[Ryan] (OOC), "They're in places no one knows about. Or that a friend of a friend knows about..."
[Ryan] (OOC), "And has been there once, but can't remember the URL."
[Vile] (OOC), "lies"
[Ryan] (OOC), "In fact, he isnt even sure they were women. Might have been a small brood of sasquatch."
[Ryan] (OOC), "And they were fat sasquatch's, so those tits might have been man-boobs."
[Ryan] (OOC), "And no one wants to meet a sasquatch. You can't hump them, they're too hairy."
[Ryan] (OOC), "Unless you're Meursault and are into that kind of thing..."
[Ryan] (OOC), "Y'know the whole 'hairy french women' thing."
[Vile] (OOC), "you mean french?"
[Ryan] (OOC), "So, in the end. Women don't exist on the internet. They're fat, hairy, French men." |
That's why.
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Date Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:24 pm
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I woulda posted a o_O and broken that little sausage fest right up.
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Date Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:16 am
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| Quote: | \a cold, gnarly warble(Bard)/[8 MHz, English]: Any riggers about?
\A polite, adolescent baritone(Kaze)/[8 MHz, English]: Hai?
\a melodic, elven soprano(Daemon)/[8 MHz, English]: Yes
\a cold, gnarly warble(Bard)/[8 MHz, English]: I am purchasing parts for my truck, one of you want to be installing them?
\a melodic, elven soprano(Daemon)/[8 MHz, English]: Sure, If you keep you hands to yourself.
\a cold, gnarly warble(Bard)/[8 MHz, English]: Then I suppose I will be meeting with Kaze.
You say OOCly, "...Wait"
You say OOCly, "That made Bard sound like he wanted to..."
You say OOCly, "...ugh" |
I still say that sounded wrong.
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