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Title: Neophyte
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Joined: 26 Feb 2010
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Date Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:57 pm
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Yo Sprawl, da Double-Taps are comin up, dont frag wit us iff'n ya do'n wanna bleed. We got da meat, we got da mojo, we got yer fix, we got da teks, 'n we most def got da cajones. Iff'n ya want in chummer, git ahold o me, Deus, on da waves.
Ya ride wit us chummer 'n ya git a free place to rest yer hoop 'n all da drek ya holdin. We fix ya up wit da hardest gear 'n a artic ride fo sho. Da Double-Taps take care o' our own, 'n ya can bet dat we got ya back chummer.
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Title: Neophyte
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Date Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:02 pm
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Yo Chummas, we jus got in dis drekhole da otha day, 'n we already got us some biz. We got two new chummas in the ranks, 'n we got us some turf wars wit da messengers 'n da hooligans. Aw man, dis is gonna be one artic jam chummas!
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Title: Neophyte
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Joined: 19 Jun 2008
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Date Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:20 pm
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Awww, isn't the widdle ganger just adowable?
Go choke.
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Title: Neophyte
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Date Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:51 pm
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HA-HAaa! If it aint da slitch 'mself. Dis fragger here boy, dis mother fragger got 'mself sent to da Doc Wagon clinic enuff times to make a grown man cry fo messin wit da Double-Taps. Dis slitch here is da one dat got da ball rollin fo us, thanks fo da rep slitch! HA-HAaa!
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Title: Runner
Posts: 67
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
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Date Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:32 am
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Damn holmes, aint you the saddest little buster of a baby G I have ever heard of. Let me guess, you and your "boys" jumped Parker en masse, and probably got your asses kicked in the process.
Secondly, ya you may have cajones ya buster for takin on Hooligans, but they aint no street gang, they is a runner crew, with enough mojo and firepower to lay you guys out not even breakin a sweat. Jiggles could probably eat ya whole crew not even tryin. I am goin to love watchin this mierda go down, be better than the whole shit with Wrynn a ways back....
-Chacol
-----signature----- Characters:
Chacol: Adept Gangstar
Baadankatoo: Street Doc
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Title: Neophyte
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Date Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:56 am
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Yo Slitch, I fragged parker myself. Anywho, on ta da update on da Double-Taps in the sprawl:
Holy Frag da drek hit da fan, we got inta it wit somma da Hooligans got togetta wit a bunch o otha little groups dat aint really important enuff ta rememba. Anywho afta sendin some fraggers to da clinic a few times 'n gettin sent a few times, things chilled a bit, course theres still some jammin between us. We had a fragger we had ta let go, seems he was too much o a slitch ta take da heat, too bad fo him.
Ya know we still got da fixas and the muscle, we still got rides and gear fo da new members, we still got da pad, we still got da mojo and we still got da cajones. Get ahold o me, Deus, if ya wanna get down wit da Double-Taps.
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Title: Neophyte
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Joined: 10 Nov 2008
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Date Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:10 pm
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Don't listen to this fool. He's a suicidal whackjob, lookin' for a tiny bit of fame before going down in flames. No crew, or indeed gang, has ever survived a policy of 'war with everyone'. Make hay while the sun shines, kiddies, cuz it ain't gonna last.
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Title: Neophyte
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Date Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:20 pm
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Ya wantin sum o us too slitch? We'd luv ta help ya expire ya Doc Wagon Contract.
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Title: Neophyte
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Joined: 19 Jun 2008
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Date Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:04 pm
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I found a random limerick generator on the trix.
I was amused.
So here, Deus, this is for you:
Deus is a spaz and a clod.
He's a crumb and a dud and a fraud.
He's a git and a sow,
A snob and a cow,
And his nose is disgusting and odd
Hilarious.
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Title: Runner
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Joined: 28 Mar 2007
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Date Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:23 pm
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Mierda, that is pretty funny. Met on of the newer members of the whatever these twerps call themselves.
Not much to look at, and any 'gang' with a wanna-be cholo leader that is as much of a loudmouth as he is a fraggin' retard aint going to last too long. I give these guys a months before they all realize they boss is missin' some mierda in the head
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Title: Neophyte
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Date Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:27 pm
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A bunch of green blowhards? That's got me a quiver. I'll break out the cheap ammo for this one, I think.
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Title: Runner
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Date Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:17 pm
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Don't waste the ex or anything at all for big guns. Get yaself a holdout and some rounds to waste these wannabes.
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Title: Runner
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Joined: 20 Sep 2005
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Date Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:21 am
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My services, are for sale...
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Title: Member
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Joined: 01 Nov 2006
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Date Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:37 pm
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| Drace wrote: | | Don't waste the ex or anything at all for big guns. Get yaself a holdout and some rounds to waste these wannabes. |
Tsh. It'd be an insult to use an Saturday Night Special on these guys.
-----signature----- "Those that live by the sword get shot by those that don't."
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Title: Fixer
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Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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Date Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:55 am
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I don't believe they're even around anymore. Gangers tend to have extremely short but annoyingly visible lives, like fruit flies or weeds.
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