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Date Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 1:24 am
Subject: Breaking News.
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Lone Star have reportedly caught high profile Seattle hitman Ryan Aris. Reports indicate he was found in a holding bay of aeroplane heading to the German Allied States. He was found in a routine check by Customs, DNA matches perfectly with the criminal who had, now realised, faked his death and hidden for years in Seattle.
There are multiple charges resting against Aris, several of which he had previously been serving a life sentence for in Fort Worth. Lone Star were unavailable to comment on what may happen to him.
OOC: This is me going offline for a while. Back soon.
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Date Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:00 pm
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Oh, Ryan.
You stupid, stupid redneck.
You really can't teach an old dog new tricks.
That phrase especially applies if he's inbred and from Georgia.
I said it, you know I'm right, too.
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Date Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:26 am
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Oh, for-
Are we going to know if this guy's dead or not for real? First, he commits suicide. Then he gets thrown off the Needle. Then he commits suicide, again, by exploding.
NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY! He's an evil UCAS agent or something.
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Date Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:51 am
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I would suggest the following:
Long ago, Ryan Aris was a simple man on a string bean farm in his native Georgia.
Then, one day, calamity strikes.
Werewolves ate his children and urinated on his precious string bean lifeblood.
On that day, he began to worship and converse with the werewolves in hopes they would give him the power to end all of their lives in an amusing plot twist.
Alas, he only ended up smelling terrible and acting completely out of turn around women.
Thus, he became a vigilante known as "The Crimson String Bean".
He's not very good.
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Date Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:12 am
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Hey, man. Don't be making fun of people's origins. For one, string beans aren't really meant for shadowrunning, they're meant for decking.
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